Asshole Assessment Test

Every day there are millions of people across the world suffering from being an asshole. Some researchers have estimated that well over 95% of the American population is in some way an asshole or struggles with asshole behavior. Sadly, many of those afflicted are unaware of their condition.

The Mycelian Church of San Francisco is here to help.

We have developed the Asshole Assessment Test. This test measures your potential for asshole behavior at various levels. It is available to church members through our website. After you join, you will be contacted by a staff member who will offer you the chance to schedule a testing. Upon completion and evaluation, you will have the opportunity to continue learning about your asshole tendencies through more in depth testing.

Click here to join the Mycelian Church and take the Asshole Assessment Test. In the meantime, if you are concerned about your asshole behavior, please check out our pamphlette Am I An Asshole? located on our Church Literature page.